We’re a team, aren’t we? And I’m so proud of my victors. So proud. You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.
|Donna, clearly the only solution to your woes, other than finish your Ph.D. as quickly as you can so you can get the fuck out of there, is...a pornspam. Please?|
Ordinarily I would respond in the affirmative however I’m on hotel wifi and…
Oh like the hotel would give a shit. Maybe soon. Lunch first!
time for self care!! fuck everyone else and take care of yourself!
I know! And I am! The last drips of hangover are leaving me and my room’s been cleaned and I have a coffee. Lunch soon and then a slow meander back to the conference where I’m going to try very hard to be pleasant and then, hopefully, not do a repeat of last night. But we’ll see.
tumblr is basically:
i want a popular post
[gets a popular post]
i do not want a popular post
The aftermath of last night’s epic drinking and not killing several group members…
Slight hang over and pissed off feelings. I’ve skipped out on this mornings sessions because I’m struggling to give a fuck. Just the level of disgust and dislike I have for our group dynamic and the shit that was said last night. I can’t stand so many of the political and social aspects of being an unattractive female in the hard sciences that I’m just wanting to laze the day away dreaming about an alternative career.
The thing that shits me most is that I was drunk but I was still trying to be a grown up and trying to put out spot fires and people probably thing I’m a dumb fuck for it. I got called a mother hen, a feminist, a pussy, a bitch, a dumb little girl, and god knows what else last night and there’s a theme there. And I think I could kind of laugh it off because I did stand up for myself and I did win more arguments than I lost and 90% of this shit was coming from two of the guys in our group of 3 girls, 6 guys, but the problem is the two other girls and the four other guys all think I’m everything I was called, especially because I stood up for myself, and so I’m just.
I’m gonna get dumplings for lunch. I’m waiting for my room to be cleaned. The afternoon of the conference is an afternoon free so I’m literally avoiding everyone until 6pm when I have to go and present my second poster and be called several other terrible things like over-achiever, show off, too smart for my own good, a bitch for making the others look bad.
Bielefeld Weihnachtsmarkt, Bielefeld 2013
the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.
however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
LOL! This is every asshole actor who uses the hashtag #actor or #blessed. LA’s overflowing with them. You don’t think they’re real but then they start talking and you cannot run away faster.
Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey.
*the more you know*
It’s a murderer instinct but holy shit it’s so cute.
Fun Fact: The little shaking move they do when they pick up toys in their mouths is the one for snapping necks.
This one’s actually for disemboweling. And it’s adorable.
The cutest murder machines ever.
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious