December 2011
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The bed in this hotel is like a rock and DoonaRose...
While this is true about the bed…that I am having to share with her (ew), I was not making any weird sounds. I was simply enjoying a few minutes away from Lil after spending 30 hours on planes with her. I still ache everywhere, not sure the bed is going to help…
Number of times me and Lil have said “fuck you, suck me balls” since we started this trip… ~12…we...
bespectacledcolfer:
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:
getting a handjob instead of a blowjob is like getting a like instead of a reblog
*gigglesnort* truth.
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In New York.
Finally. That’s 30 hours to get here…delerious but still in one piece. Food, booze, bath, epic sleep.
wordplaying asked: Presumably you are traveling atm. :D But: are you still using one of the block of tickets I bought for opening night? Haven't heard from you in a while - just checking in!
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Fourteen hour flight. Sitting on the plane.
But Darren on E news and oh my god this is entirely worth it. Holy fuckballs.
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Funny things Lilith says (1)
“I’m cold.” — while waiting around Melbourne for our flight to New York.
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Right...it's 4.30am. So begins the epic (fucking...
Darren, I expect there to be chocolates and flowers and a hot masseur waiting for us at the hotel. That hot masseur may be you.
Off to pick up Lil.
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imawhat replied to your post: Fics wanted.
Have you read the luckiest? That’s like 50,000 words right there.
Yep. Believe it or not I actually kind of betaed/read through it a bit while it was in its last drafts.
Fics wanted.
Send me your fics or fic recs. I want really long smutty/fluffy/angsty stuff as word or pdf to read on the plane. I am too lazy to collate them at 1.30am myself so…you guys do it…maybe?
no…?
askbox me and I’ll send an email.
Please.
You don’t understand…it’s 30 hours on planes and in airports.
Anonymous asked: Just thought I'd let you know my "tumblr crushes" had you on top at 25% the other day and I was very pleased. I enjoy everything you post whether it's you just typing random stuff or posting pictures of your christmas decorations. Your writing is amazing and was basically the first thing that enlightened me to the glorious world of fanfiction. Plus some gay porn on my dash...
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ozbratboner:
callmelilith:
doonarose:
ozbratboner replied to your post: Okay: WHAT HAVE I FORGOTTEN TO PACK?
Toothbrush? Passport. Condoms. Stalk book. Theatre tickets. Undies. Wallet. Computer. Chargers. Camera. Phone.
See and this is the problem. Toothbrust, undies, camera I have. Condoms I am not even thinking about because… Passport, wallet, computer, charger, phone I can’t pack until...
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homemadedarkmark replied to your post: ozbratboner replied to your post: Okay: WHAT HAVE…
make up, brush, undies, bras, socks, at least three different sets of shoes, anything to do your hair with, at least 40 dollars in cash (my mother told me it’s a good idea to have, and if you have 40 dollars to spare) sunglasses, ….anything else?
Got all of that…even the three sets of shoes (and...
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ozbratboner replied to your post: Okay: WHAT HAVE I FORGOTTEN TO PACK?
Toothbrush? Passport. Condoms. Stalk book. Theatre tickets. Undies. Wallet. Computer. Chargers. Camera. Phone.
See and this is the problem. Toothbrust, undies, camera I have. Condoms I am not even thinking about because… Passport, wallet, computer, charger, phone I can’t pack until last minute. God I live my life...
Okay: WHAT HAVE I FORGOTTEN TO PACK?
Seriously though. I am out of here in under four hours…if I forget important shit…Lilith will yell at me.
darrensbubblebutt:
doonarose:
darrensbubblebutt:
jude-araya replied to your post: if you see me on here today, please yell at me
::YELLING:: wait, why am I yelling at you?
well, i have a bajillion things to do and getting chapter 11 of this side ready to post is one of them.
YELLING AT YOU LOTS THEN. Though…I guess I’m not getting the side until I land on friday afternoon, so…take your...
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darrensbubblebutt:
jude-araya replied to your post: if you see me on here today, please yell at me
::YELLING:: wait, why am I yelling at you?
well, i have a bajillion things to do and getting chapter 11 of this side ready to post is one of them.
YELLING AT YOU LOTS THEN. Though…I guess I’m not getting the side until I land on friday afternoon, so…take your time…
And then all of a sudden, my dash was flooded with...
callmelilith:
I fucking love you guys, seriously
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klipples:
callmelilith:
klipples:
doonarose:
callmelilith:
klipples replied to your post: It’s 10:40pm, I’ve finished work and had a nap…..
so excited for you!
So excited, in fact, that you would offer to come and pack for me while I watch a drink and talk at you?
Watch a drink…this is good practice for New York where you will watch me drink. A lot. All the time.
no talk of...
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callmelilith:
klipples replied to your post: It’s 10:40pm, I’ve finished work and had a nap…..
so excited for you!
So excited, in fact, that you would offer to come and pack for me while I watch a drink and talk at you?
Watch a drink…this is good practice for New York where you will watch me drink. A lot. All the time.
not only is that kurt's tongue, blaine was just...
awaxwingslain:
I do not make this claim lightly.
Seriously.
Look at Blaine’s lips.
Look at how Kurt’s tongue drags…like something is holding it.
He’s actually sucking on his tongue, and Kurt’s eyebrow lifts when Blaine doesn’t let go.
If ever there was a single kiss that could make you want to go to bed with someone immediately, it’s this one.
Welp. Darren and Chris do not do ‘stage’...
Tinychat for everyone!! for the rest of my... →
Less than 12 hours until take off
Loljks I’m flying qantas bro. Probably take off in 14 hours and then have to divert to Canberra or some shit.
Anyway. Still haven’t packed. Ate too much dinner and feel sick. Have stopped drinking. Ew.
Gonna set up in tinychat in a minute and try to stay up for 12 hours. Ick. Why can’t I just teleport? Seriously now.
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Anonymous asked: Where did you get that video evidence? That's not seriously them, is it O.O
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Why can't I just teleport to NYC?
firstbreaths:
doonarose:
firstbreaths:
-daydreamcharm:
doonarose:
For the money I’m paying, you’d think that’s how it would work these days…but nope. So many planes. Gawd I hate flying.
(Actually, I don’t, I love it, I love little three or four hour flights. But jesus fuck, a fourteen hour haul? And that’s just the middle flight. 30 hours without any privacy, without a bed or a shower...
Why can't I just teleport to NYC?
-daydreamcharm:
firstbreaths:
-daydreamcharm:
doonarose:
For the money I’m paying, you’d think that’s how it would work these days…but nope. So many planes. Gawd I hate flying.
(Actually, I don’t, I love it, I love little three or four hour flights. But jesus fuck, a fourteen hour haul? And that’s just the middle flight. 30 hours without any privacy, without a bed or a shower or...
Why can't I just teleport to NYC?
firstbreaths:
-daydreamcharm:
doonarose:
For the money I’m paying, you’d think that’s how it would work these days…but nope. So many planes. Gawd I hate flying.
(Actually, I don’t, I love it, I love little three or four hour flights. But jesus fuck, a fourteen hour haul? And that’s just the middle flight. 30 hours without any privacy, without a bed or a shower or anything. Yuck)
Oh God I...
Why can't I just teleport to NYC?
-daydreamcharm:
doonarose:
For the money I’m paying, you’d think that’s how it would work these days…but nope. So many planes. Gawd I hate flying.
(Actually, I don’t, I love it, I love little three or four hour flights. But jesus fuck, a fourteen hour haul? And that’s just the middle flight. 30 hours without any privacy, without a bed or a shower or anything. Yuck)
Oh God I am never going...
Why can't I just teleport to NYC?
For the money I’m paying, you’d think that’s how it would work these days…but nope. So many planes. Gawd I hate flying.
(Actually, I don’t, I love it, I love little three or four hour flights. But jesus fuck, a fourteen hour haul? And that’s just the middle flight. 30 hours without any privacy, without a bed or a shower or anything. Yuck)
musthavebeentheweather asked: I'll cook and clean all the things and fan you with a palm frond while you're writing porn.
Anonymous asked: Klaine. Pool Smut. Pretty please??? While you're on your long flight to NY?
musthavebeentheweather asked: Me. I'll be a doting wife.
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coatofstars replied to your post: Me me me!
I ship it.
Anonymous asked: As I've told you before, I'm working on my doctorate, and just finished my Ed.S thesis, all 70+ pages of it. I hate reading the scientific crap because of it, but OMG, that was about the funniest damn thing I have read in a long time, because it was so professionally written ... about porn. If I thought my cohort would appreciate it, I'd send it to them. Unfortunately, most just...
coatofstars asked: Me me me!
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