Anonymous asked: If Kieth Richards were to teach at McKinley, what would he teach?
I fucking love Keith Richards. My dad is a crazy Stones fan and it was my first concert. I would have been about 12. And my 11 year old sister FELL ASLEEP during the middle. We were all dancing and screaming and she just nodded off. As you do at a Stones concert.
He would totally teach Biology and Physics. Most of that shit is just hand waving anyway.