Fic Masterlist

Finally updated my masterlist. Here is everything that has been added from the last few months:

Tattoo ~ R ~ 900
Blaine wants to get a tattoo before Kurt heads to New York.

Socks ~ R ~ 500
Kurt does not like Blaine wearing socks…in bed.

Humming (clean) ~ PG ~ 500
Blaine keeps humming the same melody and Kurt wants to know what it is.

Humming (dirty) ~ NC-17 ~ 800
Blaine brings humming into the bedroom.

Salivate ~ R ~ 600
Kurt discusses his pavlovian responses to Blaine.

Innate ~ PG-13 ~ 1200
Fluffilicious fic about Kurt and Blaine at the mall. There is a child involved. And talk of children.

Blown ~ NC-17 ~ 400
Kurt writes down some thinky thoughts about sex.

The Evolution of Kurt Hummel ~ NC-17 ~ 3100
The sex life of Kurt Hummel from beginning to (almost) end.

Valentine’s Day ~ PG ~ 850 (warning for character death)
The prelude to the end.

Good Boy ~ NC-17 ~ 2400
Kurt suspects Blaine wants something else in the bedroom. So he gives it to him.

Educated Drinking ~ R ~ 1000
Cooper takes it upon himself to teach Blaine and Kurt how to drink properly.

A Night In ~ PG-13 ~ 2000
The aftermath of Cooper catching them getting hot and heavy on the couch. A continuation of ‘Theory of Relativity’ but you don’t really need to have read it.

Ill-Timed Proposals ~ PG-13 ~ 2000
Futurey fic. A Friday night out with friends ends up at Cooper’s plush apartment. A cheese plate and another bottle of wine later, Kurt and Cooper get talking…

Payback ~ R ~ 1600
Cooper has a long track record now for making Kurt and Blaine blush at every opportunity. Being Blaine’s best man is just one more chance. Plus, he figures he owes them a bit of payback.

Favor ~ NC-17 ~ 1700
Blaine needs a condom. Cooper has a condom. All he has to do is ask…

Unplanned Wedding Day Shenanigans ~ NC-17 ~ 2200
Set in the future, on the morning of Kurt and Blaine’s wedding day. Not everything goes quite as planned. But in such a good way.

Covert Meetings ~ PG ~ 1500
This is mostly Kurt and Cooper with a surprise cameo by Blaine. Fluffy, headcanon-based fluff.

Post Loveshack Headcanon ~ NC-17 ~ 450
What the title says.

Absent Thoughts ~ NC-17 ~ 4900
The direct aftermath of Loveshack. Basically: desperate, needy, in-love, missed-you sex.

Displacement ~ NC-17 ~ 9400
A conversation that begins with: What’s the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?

Kurt and Blaine’s Journal (1) ~ PG-13 ~ 300
Kurt and Blaine start writing a journal together.

Right Before they graduate… ~ NC-17 ~ 500
Smutty oneshot

Mustard Pants 1 & 2 ~ PG-13 ~ 500
Reaction fic to the mustard pants sharing.

Dark Blue ~ NC-17 ~ >40000 WIP (4 of 10 complete)
The story of how Kurt and Blaine broke up, found themselves and then found happiness.

Jealous ~ PG ~ 350
Blaine is jealous about Kurt’s infatuation with his brother

Not Jealous Sex ~ PG ~ 500
They struggle to have angry, jealous sex.

Showering ~ PG-13 ~ 900
Kurt finds Blaine in the shower, angry and hurt over Cooper.

Showering Sex ~ NC-17 ~ 500
The sex that followed.

Bendy ~ NC-17 ~ 2300
Kurt realizes he can bend like that.

The Risk Series

Risk ~ R ~ 9000
Kurt and Blaine, together a week, have their first fight, their first reconciliation and learn quite a bit in the process. My take on how to tie up the sexy storyline properly.

Caught Out In A Storm ~ R ~ 3500  
Kurt and Blaine, together a little more than a month, take a walk before practice and get caught in the rain. The fight about Blaine being overly hesitant and Kurt gets a little daring and then they make up.

Progressive ~ NC-17 ~ 6000
Kind of follows from Risk and Caught Out In A Storm. Blaine’s looking after the house of a family friend for the weekend so what better opportunity for some one on one time with Kurt. Still, Blaine’s a little overly tentative and Kurt’s a little silly about trying to get Blaine not to be.

Dynamic ~ NC-17 ~ 5700 
Sequel to Progressive. Just more of that really.

The Songs Trilogy:

Feeling Good ~ R ~ 3300
Part One: Blaine catches Kurt singing when he thinks he doesn’t have an audience.

Paradise By The Dashboard Light ~ NC-17 ~ 6500
Part Two: The pair escape the auditorium in search of somewhere private. Long and winding, awkward, funny, frustrating, hot sex ensues.

Your Body is a Wonderland ~ NC-17 ~ 10800
Part Three: Blaine promised Kurt a whole day in his bedroom but Teenage firsts aren’t always simple.

The Finger Fics That Wouldn’t Behave

Come Undone~ NC-17 ~ 5000
Blaine gains a new appreciation for Kurt’s impeccably manicured hands—very, very smutty…read the warnings.

Parallelism ~ NC-17 ~ 10600
This is a companion piece to ‘Come Undone’ in which Blaine came hard with Kurt’s fingers inside him for the first time. This is the inevitable counterpoint in which Blaine returns the favour

Season Two Reaction Fics

Public Admissions~ PG-13 ~ 3000
My speculative reaction piece to hearing (a few hundred times) SOWK and seeing the screen grab of Blaine singing to Kurt on the steps.

Comfortable~ PG-13 ~ 2800
A short, hopefully sweet fic that deals with Burt’s discovery that his son has started dating Blaine. All in the midst of Kurt and Blaine being their own adorable selves, of course.

The Only Problem ~ PG-13 ~ 2800
Kurt wants Blaine and Finn’s opinions on his prom wear. Finn approves but Blaine is a little harder to read. Written before Prom when I saw the preview for the episode.

Prom Night Plans~ R ~ 4500
My take on what should have gone down after prom. The boys go back to Blaine’s empty house where angst very quickly dissolves into saccharine schmoopy romance. With awkwardness and silliness and adorableness to boot.

The “I Love You” Reaction Fics

Those Three Words ~ PG-13  ~ 1800
Kurt Hummel had never expected “I love you” before he escaped this stupid Midwestern town and made a name for himself and met someone…A reaction piece to the finale scene.

It Just Was ~ PG-13 ~ 1800
Companion piece to Those Three Words written in response to that scene in the finale. Blaine’s perspective on the “I love you”.  

Five Time Kurt Called Blaine ‘Blaine Warbler’ and the One Time the Tables Turned. ~ NC-17 ~ 6900

Fluffy McFluff Fluff. Seriously. That’s all I can tell you. PG-13 except for Part 4 which is NC-17.

The First Time
The Second Time
The Third Time
The Fourth and Fifth Time and the One Time the Tables Turned

Season Two Smut Fics

Ooh La La ~ NC-17 ~ 4200
The girls at McKinley discuss blowjobs and Kurt can’t help but interrupt because he’s having a frustrating week as it is without having to listen to such utter crap. 

So Fast~ NC-17 ~ 2200
It begins with an ending and ends with a beginning—Very silly adorable sex.

Summer 2011 Fics

Lashes~ R  ~ 275
Very short mini-smut revolving around Blaine’s eyelashes. By request.

Kisses While We Wait ~ NC-17  ~ 2000
They kind of really want to go all the way now…they want to be naked and do…everything. But sometimes, when everyone else is home and the door has to stay open, you just have to settle for fast kisses and glimpses of skin.

Pancakes and School~ R ~ 2300
The morning before their first day at school Blaine and Kurt have the pleasure of getting ready together. Cockblocking ensues.

Trousers ~ PG-13 ~ 1200
Summer shopping. Basically.

Come Closer ~ R ~ 2300
Summer shenanigans on the couch. First time stuffs.

Stare ~ G (for srs) ~ 900
Beginning of the relationship Klaine. Like…maybe a couple of weeks in. Studying together on Kurt’s bed and Blaine asks a question. Written for the prompt: Blaine gets lost in Kurt’s eyes.

Sunday Morning ~ NC-17  ~ 7000
Sunday morning sex in which Blaine asks to break a rule and Kurt lets him.

Near And Far ~ NC-17 ~ 13000
Part One Part Two
First time by skype fic.

Season Three Stand Alone Fics

Audition ~ NC-17  ~ 2000
My reaction to hearing INU for the first time. Written pre-episode

Winning~ NC-17  ~ 1300
Written immediately following my first viewing of TPPP: plays at the line about what Kurt winning does to Blaine.

Dreams ~ PG-13 ~ 1350
Written for the prompt “camping, woods, with ND, in a small house, first time sharing bed together, no sex, fluff, mosquitoes” by firelle though I missed half of those. Basically, Kurt and Blaine share a bed in a cabin surrounded by ND. Fluffy fluffy fluffy fluff. I think.

Someday ~ PG-13 ~ 1700
Immediate reaction fic to episode 2. Unbetaed. Un-re-read very carefully. It’s 3am on a Wednesday and I am once again writing fic. Sadly, not porn. But…this is my cliffhanger resolution.

Hold ~ NC-17 ~ 650
Little reaction fic to the livetweeting of THE SCENE from episode 5. This is what goes down. For shizzle.

Good Morning ~ NC-17 ~ 1100
Sexy times in the morning for Kurt and Blaine…maybe a few weeks post-ep 5 (this is now my frame of reference). Kind of a sequel to Hold.

Push ~ R ~ 1000
Set start of season three. Or there abouts. State of Sex in the Kurt/Blaine relationship, basically

Possess ~ PG-13 ~ 400
Reaction to spoilers for ep 5

At Thomas’s 40th Birthday Party~ PG ~ 1100
Basically another little headcanon about Blaine’s family and the difficulties Kurt and him will face there.

Future!Klaine

The Strawberries and Chocolate Series

Hot Fun In The Summertime~ NC-17 ~ 7200
Future!fic: Heatwave + Power Outage + Ice + Frozen Fruit + Klaine = Hot Fun in the Summertime…obviously. Set about 6 years from the summer they’re in now (2011).

Undocumented Masterpiece~ R ~ Written by sillygleekt
Blaine gets distracted as he’s heading to take a shower.

Thread Count ~ R ~ 2500
The day after “The Night with the Strawberries”—which is what Blaine plans on calling it for as long as it takes for that thought to stop making him grin…and then the day after that and a little further down the line.

Other Future!Klaine

Toothbrushes ~ PG-13 ~ 900
College Klaine. Domesticity. Fluff. Toothbrushes.

Nineteen Minutes ~ NC-17 ~ 5000
They really wish they’d had quiet, long, drawn-out sex last night when Blaine got home, exhausted, from his trip…College fic.

Tangled ~ NC-17  ~ 1150
Bondage. Blaine. Ankles and wrists tied to the bed posts. Blindfold. Rimming. Kurt is such a tease and Blaine is DESPERATE. From another anonymouse (I promise I’m not just prompting myself!) except I missed a bit of this prompt. I got sidetracked. Sorry. Forgive me.

Seconds ~ NC-17 ~ 850
Absence makes both of them stupidly desperate to fuck as soon as humanly possible…

Again ~ NC-17 ~ 500
Kurt misses out on a callback

Ebb & Flow ~ NC-17 ~ 8400
Twenty-something year old Kurt and Blaine in a hotel, in a bigger than usual shower. Long, drawn out sex that’s mostly just Kurt being controlling and loving driving Blaine crazy

Vanilla ~ NC-17 ~ 11000 (+4000)
Part One Part Two Deleted Ending
They live together in NYC, have been together a few years: it’s all so comfortable. But Kurt wants to try something a bit kinky and Blaine’s eager to please so they try it…

Intoxicate ~ NC-17 ~ 1100
Drunk sex. 22, living in New York. PWP

Prelude ~ NC-17 ~ 1000
A conversation in a coffee shop about sex

Bare ~ NC-17 ~ 1000
Kurt, Blaine, barebacking.

Stain ~ NC-17 ~ 5400
A Friday night in for Kurt and Blaine circa 2020ish…they’re comfortable with each other…warnings for comeplay.

Over Coffee ~ R ~ 3000
My full headcanon for their next fifteen or twenty years; a series of events and conversations that usually occur over coffee for them.

Untitled Honeymoon Ficlet ~ NC-17 ~ 350
Honeymoon sex

Let Me ~ NC-17 ~ 5000
Kurt and Blaine, engaged and happy, make the trip back to Ohio for Blaine’s cousin’s wedding. Tension between Blaine and his father boils over and Kurt’s left to make things right. Angry!Sex

Carry Me With You ~ NC-17 ~ 3500
Quickie at the airport: Blaine’s flight is delayed and they just want one more, last taste of each other before he has to go. So close…future fic, I guess.

Christmas Wrapping ~ PG-13 ~ 800
A Christmas in the new apartment goes a little bit stressful.

Bests ~ R ~ 1000
A snapshot of Kurt and Blaine’s sexlife, I suppose, in seven years time.

Debut ~ PG-13 ~ 700
The first night playing on Broadway.

The Evolution of Kurt Hummel ~ NC-17 ~ 3100
The sex life of Kurt Hummel from beginning to (almost) end.

Valentine’s Day ~ PG ~ 850 (warning for character death)
The prelude to the end.

Displacement ~ NC-17 ~ 9400
A conversation that begins with: What’s the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?

Kurt and Blaine’s Journal (1) ~ PG-13 ~ 300
Kurt and Blaine start writing a journal together.

Pre-Reaction to The First Time

Loud ~ R  ~ 2000
In the midst of things, a sound makes Kurt freeze.

Static ~ NC-17  ~ 1200
The time and space between Blaine coming and Kurt following him over the edge.

Misstep ~ PG-13 ~ 220
Very short kind of resolution of the pair’s missteps at the club.

Better than Fine~ PG-13 ~ 700
Reaction to the two second clip in the auditorium from the first preview.

Organic and Beautiful ~ R  ~ 400
What I desperately want for their first time. How it all happens because of a wayward eyelash.

Staring~ PG ~ 120
What if they get stuck staring?

After the First Time ~ PG-13 ~ 250
Because they are going to want to do it again.

The Fourth Time ~ NC-17  ~ 650
The first few times are amazing. But eventually they’ll get to the time where it’s axis-tilting

Morning Sex~ NC-17  ~ 410
Not actually morning sex. Waking up though.

Breakfast ~ PG-13 ~ 400
Following ‘Morning Sex’.

Ask ~ NC-17 ~ 600
Kurt wants to ask some things but first he hasn’t to ask if he’s allowed to .

Question ~ NC-17 ~ 400
Follows ‘Ask’. They realize talking about it isn’t so awkward when they’re pressed close together .

Impatience ~ NC-17 ~ 830
They really, really want to do it again. So they do. But the desperation and the rush makes it difficult to get it right.

Ready ~ PG-13 ~ 150
More eyelash-promted sex

Let It Snow ~ R Random headcanon for let it snow.  320 words

Desperate, Broken, Needy ~ NC-17 ~ 250
What about the first time it’s rushed and desperate?

Sebastian/Kurt/Blaine in NYC in Ten Years ~ NC-17  ~ 250
Kurt and Blaine fuck while Sebastian watches…

Deviate ~ NC-17 ~ 500
My own ideas about what will go down physically during their first night in bed together.

Over ~ R ~ 200
How they end up, back at Blaine’s house.

Night and Day ~ NC-17  ~ 400
The night is quiet. But the morning after they can’t stop talking to each other.

Game ~ R ~ 150
What if is becomes an ongoing game?

Flicker ~ R  ~ 1250
My take on the first moments of the first time based on the second of them we saw in bed in the Australian promo

Tautology ~ NC-17  ~ 1300
Thinky fluff-porn by them, thinking about their first time from about six months later.

Season Three stand alone fics post-The First Time

Waking ~ PG-13 ~ 500
Waking up together is something they don’t get to do often enough.

Lists, Letters & Journals ~ R ~ 500
A small headcanon on how they communicate once they’ve moved into having sex.

Messy~ NC-17  ~ 1500
The third time they get off together, it’s even messier than the first two.

Pulling Focus~ NC-17 ~ 4300
Kurt wants to put on a bit of a show for Blaine

Dirty/Romantic ~ NC-17 ~ 1200
Blaine and Kurt and learning about each other and themselves.

Dessert ~ R ~ 1500
Back and forth propositions in the school hallways.

Lavender And Lilac ~ NC-17 ~ 2000
A surprise date for Kurt.

Better than ‘Smells Like Craigslist’ ~ R ~ 400
Written on an iPhone…what I wish Kurt had said.

Mind Blowing ~ NC-17 ~ 2700
The first time Kurt goes down on Blaine.

Planning, Practice, Research ~ NC-17 ~ 4500
The Second time Kurt goes down on Blaine (sequel to Mind Blowing)

Fingertips ~ NC-17 ~ 2500
More learning about each other and sex and what they like fic.

Touch/Kiss ~ R ~ 800
Headcanon on their kisses.

In A Heartbeat ~ NC-17 ~ 2500
Blaine gets handsy and adorable when he’s high on painkillers

Desperate ~ NC-17 ~ 600
The transition from slow and loving to desperate.

Proposing ~ PG ~ 1400
Before, now and after: The story of how Kurt and Blaine didn’t manage a perfect proposal.